revolver | SMUT SWAP 2019

First off, I want to say thank you! I have requested fic for all the fandoms and characters listed below, and I am so excited to read what you write!

General likes: unreliable narrators; nonlinear storytelling; moral complexity and/or ambiguity; backstory; missing scenes; outsider POV; blurring the lines between professional and personal relationships; mentor/protege relationships; epistolary fic; power play; codependency (both healthy and unhealthy); loyalty; identity porn; unexpected intimacy and physical intimacy; case fic; dark fic; super messy, complicated, and difficult to categorize relationships between characters (made all the better if/when they share a history and maybe probably repressed feelings); repression, generally; sexual tension; slow burn; infidelity; hurt/comfort; fake dating; AUs, both of the canon divergence variety and the whole new setting variety (though, that said, I am not a huge fan of mundane AUs, i.e., coffeehouse AUs, high school/university AUs, etc., unless specified).

DNWs: rape/non-con (dub-con is fine); A/B/O or omegaverse; scat or watersports; formal BDSM; issue fic; asexual or trans headcanons (unless requested); kid!fic; soulmates or soul marks or soul bonds; and character bashing.

And one last note!: I didn’t specifically request any of these tags for my requested pairings (slash, femslash, or het), but by all means, include any or everything of the following as you would like: anal or vaginal sex; anal or vaginal fingerfucking; blow jobs; cunnilingus; frottage; hand jobs; or rimming.

Spoilers abound below, but particularly for King of Scars, Suspiria, and the Winternight Trilogy.

DUBLIN MURDER SQUAD – TANA FRENCH

Frank Mackey/Stephen Moran

Tags: Barebacking; Danger/Adrenaline Kink; Dirty Talk; Felching; Fingering After Fucking; Getting off on how much partner trusts them; Identity Porn; Loyalty Kink; Mutual Masturbation; Orgasm Delay/Denial; Praise Kink; Sex to Maintain Cover Identity; Size Kink; Talked to Orgasm; Undercover Job Takes a Bad Turn; Voyeur Gives Directions; Voyeurism

• Stephen has to work a murder that involves one of Frank's undercovers, forcing the two of them to work together again.

• Maybe The Secret Place played out a little differently, namely the confrontations between Stephen and Frank alone on the grounds of St. Kilda's. Maybe the Frank Mackey Intimidation Playbook also includes menacing hand jobs coupled with him talking Stephen to orgasm (and hopefully a deal).

• Stephen has to work Undercover, for whatever reason you wish to devise (I am more than cool with a nice hand-wave, "and now Stephen has to work Undercover!" so no pressure here). He's placed in the field with Frank as his handler. Maybe something with the op goes belly-up and Stephen bites off more than he can chew. Maybe he has to fuck whoever in order to maintain his cover identity while Frank listens in to the whole thing, surprised by how far Stephen is willing to go for the job (or for Frank). Cue the debrief session between them after that!

• Stephen and Frank's first time meeting up since the events of The Secret Place are due to an Internal Affairs investigation that pits the both of them against each other. I am all for loyalty kink rearing its head here in unexpected ways.

• The trust between them is evidenced not through words, but their behavior in bed together, i.e., barebacking, felching, and either Stephen or Frank getting off on how much the other trusts him. (I kind of love the idea of Stephen being blown away by how much Frank actually does trust him).

• The Departed-style AU! Stephen is working undercover with the police on behalf of The Mob™, while Frank has infiltrated the mob on behalf of the police. Stephen wants out; Frank might be his ticket, or he might be something worse.

THE EDGE OF SEVENTEEN (2016)

Darian Franklin/Nadine Franklin

Tags: Accidental Voyeurism; Brother-Sister Incest; Codependency; Drinking Games; First Time; Guilt Over Desire Due to it Being Illegal or Immoral; Having to Stay Quiet/Quiet Sex; Knowing It's Wrong But Doing It Anyway; Porn with Feelings; Sexual Relationship as Unhealthy Coping Mechanism; Sharing a Bed; Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms

[As a blanket note, I would prefer for this pairing that both characters be 18+.]

• I am forever bowled over the quiet, sad intimacy of this scene from the movie. I guess this is me saying more of that, in fic-form? As time goes on, their shared grief over their father's death, coupled with their own personal issues, develops into a secret, totally inappropriate relationship between them that they both use as a super unhealthy crutch.

• Either Darian accidentally catches Nadine (masturbating alone? hooking up with Erwin?) or Nadine catches him (alone? with Krista), and they can't stop fixating on it, until they finally do something about it.

• Darian goes to college, and he does stay close to home. Nadine goes to visit one weekend, dragged along by Krista. Escalating drinking games result in a very drunk Nadine and a maybe-not-as-drunk Darian hooking up for the first time.

• Krista and Darian break-up. Nadine becomes his unhealthy coping mechanism. (That said, I am totally fine with Darian cheating on Krista with Nadine and all that awful guilt that inspires in both Darian and Nadine).

• Nadine doesn't stay close to home when she goes off to college. When she comes back to visit for the holidays, both are surprised by how possessive Darian is.

• Darian goes to visit Nadine at college. While he's there, for whatever reason, they wind up sharing her bed. You can guess what happens next!

KING OF SCARS – LEIGH BARDUGO

Nikolai Lantsov/Zoya Nazyalensky

Tags: Banter While in Bed; Chains; Demon Sex; Demons Made Them Do It; Dirty Talk; First Time; Forbidden/Secret Relationships; Infidelity; Political Debate as Foreplay; Resolved Sexual Tension; Ritual Sex; Scar Worship; Size Difference;

• First things first: it is canonical that Zoya literally chained Nikolai to his bed each night, and if you think that is something that has not consumed my waking thoughts since I first read it, then you are very wrong. Not only that, there was so much intimacy they shared in those moments when she chained him up. If you want to play with that, and have one of those nights lead to Zoya and Nikolai having sex as he is chained to his bed, then, yes please.

• Alternately, what if containing the demon in Nikolai required more than just restraints? What if they learn that in order to keep Nikolai's consciousness present in his own body, and to prevent the demon from taking him over each night, he has to have sex?

• Similarly, what if there is a ritual to exorcise the demon from Nikolai completely, but to achieve it – there's gotta be some sex. Bonus points if Nikolai thinks Zoya is only doing this out of duty.

• Post-canon, Nikolai is engaged (at Zoya's behest nonetheless), but I am all for the two of them embarking on a secret, fraught affair that develops as the two of them try to rule Ravka and prevent war on literally all fronts. Give me all the political debate and the banter and the arguing that ultimately gets the both of them in bed together!

• Scar worship: his scars, hers – I'll take it all, please.

STAR WARS SEQUEL TRILOGY

Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren (ST)

Tags: Accidental Stimulation; Alternate Universe – Everything Is The Same Except One Character Is Now A Sex Demon; Angry Sex; Bad Guys Made Them Do It; Begging; Breathplay; Coming Untouched; Dominance Struggle; Dubious Consent; Embarrassed About Wanting to Submit; Fighting as Foreplay; Fingering After Fucking; Forced by Third Party To Continue Having Sex Until Orgasm; Forced to Crawl; Forced to Kneel; Fuck or Die; Fucked with the Hilt of a Weapon; Humiliation; Knowing It's Wrong But Doing It Anyway; Maybe-It's-Not-Hate-Sex Sex; Mental Link; Mind Games; Naked Male Clothed Female; Orgasm Control; Post-Torture Sex; Power Play; Restraints; Rough Sex to Stave Off Other Violent Urges; Sex After Fighting/Battle; Sex as an Assertion of Dominance; Sex Pollen Affecting Only One Person; Size Difference; Size Kink; Stockholm/Lima Syndromes; Turned on By Violence; Unwelcome Arousal

• Generally speaking, I am super into dark!Rey or just morally-ambiguous!Rey. Play with that any which way you would like. On the same token, I am also into as-dark-as-you-want!Kylo Ren with none of his ugliness glossed over but rather deepened.

• Put Kylo Ren in Resistance custody! He's captured at any point in canon and shit gets weird when Rey is tasked with interrogating (and/or breaking) him. Go full tilt Stockholm and Lima Syndromes! Give me morally ambiguous, at-any-cost Rey pushing the limits of her power, abilities, and her inner compass as she works to break down a by turns uncooperative and mind-game-playing Kylo Ren. The Force is not supposed to be used any of the ways they use it against each other!

• Or, put them both in captivity! They're captured together, and it's work together or die together (or really, just fuck together). Feel free to throw the fun wrench of Sex Pollen (I love when it affects only one party--no preference here as to which--and the other has to soberly deal with it) or Fuck or Die scenarios or the classic Bad Guys Made Them Do It or whatever Force-related reasons you can think up.

• Kylo Ren: world's worst sex demon. Don't ask me how this would work--the tag option "Alternate Universe – Everything Is The Same Except One Character Is Now A Sex Demon" jumped out at me, I can't stop thinking about it, and now here are.

• Fighting and sparring that leads to sex? Always. Make it as violent and ugly as you would like, and feel free to include the dawning realization on one or both parties that it doesn't exactly fit the bill of "hate sex" if maybe you don't fully hate each other.

• Flip their roles!: First Order Rey and Jedi Ben Solo! Rewrite canon, run with your own ideas, play with the premise any way you want to!

• Spy!AU. Again, I don't know the logistics, I just know I am very, very into the idea and would definitely love to read it executed with lots of porn.

SUSPIRIA (2019)

Susie Bannion/Madame Blanc

Tags: Body Horror; Body Worship; Breathplay; Dancing; Face-Sitting; Hair-pulling; Licking Over Underwear; Praise Kink; Ritual Sex; Ritual Sex to Gain Powers; Sexy Eldritch Horror; Younger Person is the Aggressor.

• Private rehearsal time between these two that reaches its obvious natural conclusion. I mean.

• I am totally game for an extended version of the scene when Madame Blanc visits Susie's room. The chemistry and tension of that scene all but crackles, and if you want to draw their intimacy out further (maybe Madame Blanc agrees to stay the night, and maybe Susie wants more than that) I am all for it. I would especially love for Susie to be the aggressor in this situation, the one who keeps pushing them that much further over the line.

• All the ritual nonsense you can think of. Maybe sex is required as part of the preparation of Susie's body for Mother Markos to take? Susie is unaware at first this is a part of any ritual, instead thinking it is only Madame Blanc's genuine interest in her as she "seduces" her each night to fulfill the ritual? Does Madame Blanc develop either guilt or feelings (or both!) as the final ritual approaches?

• Or, Madame Blanc decides to usurp Mother Markos's bid for power (and the coven's magic) but to do so requires a ritual. Susie is more than happy to help.

• Or (yet again)! Go the post-film route. A different sort of ritual entails Susie (now possessed by Mother Suspiriorium) use sex to bring the grievously wounded Madame Blanc back to a living state. Use all the body horror, blood, and all the weird fucked-up eldritch shit you want here.

WINTERNIGHT SERIES – KATHERINE ARDEN

Medved/Vasilisa Petrovna

Tags: Antagonism Leads to Sex; Enemies with Benefits; Enemy Lovers; Hate Sex; Healing Sex (literal healing); Magic Made Them Do It; Magical Healing Cock; Sex as a Bargaining Chip; Sex Magic Gone Wrong; Sexually Transmitted Monsterism; Weaponized Sex Magic

• I was so pleasantly surprised in the third book by their reluctant "I should know better" team-up and I would read thousands of words more of their odd partnership. I would especially love fic that illustrates just why exactly Vasya shouldn't trust Medved.

• On that same note, I am all for Vasya, thinking she is savvier than maybe she is, using sex as a deal to be struck between them. For his help, she will offer her body only the once. Unfortunately for her, it devolves into a whole Enemies with Benefits scheme.

• Canon-divergent AU where in the third book, when a seriously wounded Vasya enters Midnight, it's Medved she runs right into and it's Medved who heals her. Cue the "magical healing cock" trope! What does he expect in return for healing her? Does she have to beg him to heal her? Or, does Vasya get more than she bargained for -- fucking Medved imbues Vasya with her own sort of monsterism. What's that look like in her and how does she react?

• Or, go even bigger with the canon divergent AU and it's Medved not Morozko she allies herself with from the start. I am all for whatever kind of "magic made them do it' scenario you want to fold into that story here, or sex magic that she ultimately learns to use against him.

Dmitrii Ivanovich/Aleksander "Sasha" Petrovich

Tags: Comfort Sex; Desperate Sex; Huddling for Warmth Leads to Sex; Loyalty Kink; Mutual Masturbation; Priest Kink; Sexual Rituals Related to Monarchy; Thank God We’re Alive Sex

• Fix-it fic!!!!!! Sasha lives! Bring on the Thank God We're Alive Sex!

• Alternatively, I am all for some sort of sex ritual, based in idk old power or the monarchy, that will save a dying and wounded Sasha, but only if Dmitrii fucks him.

• Their backstory! The monastery and the campaigns through Rus they shared. All of that intimacy the two of them took for granted until they are in the capital and real responsibility is placed on Dmitrii's shoulders and the two of them are never really alone. Give me the huddling for warmth as they journey through the cold and snow together, trying to be covert with each other.

• Priest kink. Enough said.

ORIGINAL WORK

Supervillain Sister/Superhero Brother

Tags: Breathplay; Choking/Asphyxiation; Dominance Struggle; Dubious Consent Due To Identity Issues; Face-Fucking; Held Down; Identity Porn; Marking – Bruises and Bite Marks; Orgasm Control; Orgasm Denial; Pegging; Power Play; Rough Sex to Stave Off Other Violent Urges; Sex as an Assertion of Dominance; Sex Games with Escalating Forfeits; Sex Pollen; Something Made Them Do It; Time Loop; Under-negotiated Kink; Unhealthy Power Dynamics

• Oh boy. I am just so into the idea of the evil (but also totally misunderstood) supervillain sister and her oh-so-perfect (but totally majorly less moral in private than he behaves in public) superhero brother and the messy, messy relationship between them. Maybe they came from a family of superheroes and she was the one to go rogue! Maybe they were a family of supervillains and he just wanted to do good! Or maybe they were orphans who grew up dependent only on each other until [Insert Superhero and/or Supervillain Origin Story]!

• I am all for identity issues here. Maybe the first time they hook up -- after a night scaling rooftops and running down back alleys and chasing each other -- neither has any idea of the other's real identity, but as time goes on, and as they keep (violently) hooking up, the Superhero Brother starts to suspect he knows who she is. That doesn't stop him.

• Like I said before, I am super into the Superhero Brother being a lot darker and more fucked-up than the public knows -- and his sister is always the one to bring it out in him. Maybe one of their routine "You foiled my plans, yet again!" encounters between them, Superhero Brother ups the ante.Sibling rivalry bleeds over into superhero/supervillain skirmishes as a struggle for dominance between them. Violent and ugly and the Superhero Brother comes to realize fucking his Supervillain Sister is the lesser of other possible evils for him.

• Sex pollen. Always, always, always sex pollen. The logistics can be hand-waved as you want. I am a sucker for scenarios where only one party is pollened and the other has to deal with the situation, but that's hardly required. If you want to go this route, play with it as you like!

• Time loop! Due to some supervillainy, either the Superhero Brother or the Supervillain Sister is stuck on repeat. Maybe it resets each time they die. Maybe it resets each time their sibling dies. Maybe the reset point is a different one, but somewhere in all those loops, the violence between Brother and Sister starts to take on a very different color and tenor.

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